Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 15, 2022

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Snot Yo-yo

A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.

This cold has me knocked out, but at least I got some good snot yo-yos to show for it.

by Charlie77 October 11, 2018

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Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.

"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"

by Chimble January 25, 2021

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snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.

*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia

by YnoT June 27, 2012

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footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.

by Lonick May 14, 2023

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