King Smoke

Someone who can 'out smoke' their friends. Thus giving them the title King Smoke

Easy King Smoke you've been chugging that chron all nite

by Frank Dux June 29, 2004

blowin' smoke

brag, bluster, crow, blow your own horn, boast, shoot a line, bullshit artist

Joe: Man, that guy's been everywhere, done everything, knows everybody!
Bill: Yeah, he's a real bullshit artist; talk about blowin' smoke.

by Phillip Barton April 3, 2006

brokedown smokedown

ghetto.

someone who is ghetto and lame.
over wears clothes.
annoying
bitter
flat out looser

Tia: Ew look at jasmin she wears those shoes everyday

Kim: Yeah can you say brokedown smokedown

Tia: yea! lets call her that

tee hee hee

Both: brokedown smokedown!

by TiaTaylor May 19, 2009

Post-smoke

The act of returning from a night at the bars and proceeding to smoke marijuana in copious amounts. The combination of alcohol and chronic puts you in a very special category of "fucked up". Can also be enjoyed with poppers or additional drinks.

'Fuck tonight! I didn't get any pussy, let's go to the post-smoke."

by 7 Birch October 15, 2010

Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020

sticky cock smoke bomb

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

by handl3r November 7, 2007

smoked

to kill someone using a gun(commonly pistol)

i smoked that muthafucka

by LeCrano September 19, 2005