Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.

A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.

by That_dude_down_the_street October 13, 2013

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Slappin

(noun) it's the newest smack talk code in middletown, ct

As PGRAB walked by, SCUB was so slappin all the way down the hall. Little did PGRAB know that SCUB was trash talkin her. SCUB was slappin', aka talking smack in code.

by ENRICApole March 17, 2009

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Slapping the Bag

A term used to refer to a male jerking himself off.

What are you doing? ...Hanging out slapping the bag?

by Pinkruler August 6, 2012

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slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

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slappin' the bag

Awkwardly chugging beer out of an indian sachel in Applebee's the restaurant, while simultaneously slapping it like a naughty baby's bottom.

Waitress: "Excuse me sir, what are you doing?"

Man: "I'm slappin' the bag, would you like to be slappin' the bag?"

by Damascus May 28, 2008

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fish slapping

To slap someone with a fish. Often used in nonsense shows, movies and stories.

Cuzzin Red- "Stawp fish slappin' those inocent people! They never dun anything ta y'all!"

The Masked FIsh SLapper- "I will go around, fish slapping whoever I want!"

by A friend of Purple Kitty and Schwik June 19, 2003

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Snepping

Only use this word when you do not want to apologize for something. Even when you know you did something wrong.

People commonly mistake this word for Snapping. They will think you meant something else.

Nic: I am sorry for getting angry and yelling at you this weekend.
You: It's okay. I am sorry for Snepping at you.
Nic: It's cool. I forgive you.
You:Good.

by Ms. Gans November 23, 2011

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