snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

Snail Trail

When a bitch gets a phat fucking load in her coochie and scoots around and leaves a snail trail

Graham was feelin too good in the cooch and decided not to pull out, Kamy then proceeded to scoot on the ground after the creampie took place and by doing so , this produced a wicked case of a slimy snail trail sensation

by Phatcock11 December 11, 2018

Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

by shaginwagin May 5, 2010

Gary The Snail

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.

Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.

by ReaperJK April 29, 2021

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.

Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015