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afk sleeping

i'm afk sleeping, hi
by Bonjouri May 20, 2014
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pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.
Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.
by tader March 3, 2014
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extreme sleepiness

the body becomes too tired to do anything that it sleeps all day doing nothing (similar to a couch potato)
Extreme sleepiness is like for example a couch potato who just sits on the couch all day watching t.v. while eating, and doing nothing.
by Olaf lover 101 April 26, 2014
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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
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the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
by Toaksy July 7, 2017
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hate sleepin alone

If one’s significant other is not around to comfort the, one will find someone else to replace their role in the meantime; just for the sake of affection at the moment
“ Dude why did you cheat on your girlfriend last night? “ “ I didn’t cheat, I just hate sleepin alone (Drake song) My girlfriend ain’t here to do the job so, somebody will, hahaa! Just for the night, she’ll never know!”
by RarestRose February 6, 2018
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