Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

Bobby shmurda’d

To be killed

primarily used online in games

Yo I just got Bobby shmurda’d by sledge

by Milk8766 January 14, 2025

cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

by angry s March 8, 2003

the legendary samurai

The leader of the samurai arm,y CoryXKenshin

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles

by Chocothunder November 5, 2017

Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

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Kingdombe Artsse Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

by Empereur_du_Malaise June 11, 2018

pulled a shmurda

(past tense, present tense: pulling a shmurda ) when you loose something, spefically a job, career, a blue baseball cap from throwing it into the air while filming your one and only hit

Tyrell: shit man where'd it go
Dyrell: shit i think u just pulled a shmurda
Tyrell: nigga what????
Dyrell: u threw ur hat inna air now its gone

by bigbodywhatsyourbuildboy September 8, 2018