Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) simon

The THIIIIICCCCEST man I know. He tanks cafeteria tacos like no one else. He is a big lax bro and has a horse cock and a half. He is a typical jew and often wears a patagonia and khakis to school. He has a broken shoulder and is a little bitch when it comes to nuts (except human nuts). He sucks fat black women boobs whenever he is thirsty. He can lactate whenver he wants. His man boobs squirt milk.

Duuuude. Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) Simon swallowed Mr. Rushforths cock whole.

by KETON BLOm May 3, 2019

Simon Fredberg Günbat

A half kurdish half danish boy from Denmark who drinks a lot of tea in his fathers basement

"Simon Fredberg Günbat drinks so much tea in the basement"
"I agree he should stop"

by ssimon691 November 22, 2021

Simon Balle School

'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.

He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018

Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.

Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.

by Adminimum March 4, 2019

italian simone

the italian word for a faggot or someone that likes dick

that guy is such an italian simone

by exposerslayer69 March 13, 2017

Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.

"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"

by Canadian EH tristen December 4, 2007