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Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.
Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"
by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006
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schrodinger's faggot

1. Someone who may or may not be gay.

2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.
J: "Dude, did you hear John banged a dude the other night to see if he was gay?"
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."
by Pope Supreme June 15, 2017
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Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.
by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021
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Shredding Life

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.
by BOHSasb August 20, 2011
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Schrodinger's Slut

Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.

Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.
by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020
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Schrödinger's Rizz

Schrödinger's Rizz Is when someone’s Rizz has never been put to the test by speaking to women. The Rizz is both positive and negative at the same time, while it has not been used, however once the Rizz is put into play the state of the individual’s Rizz will now be revealed as positive or negative.
Dan: “Hey man, do you thing that Mike has positive or negative Rizz?
Jeremiah: “Neither, that man has Schrödinger's Rizz, he’s never tried to pull any bitches”
by Wrecklan13 January 14, 2023
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Its schrading time

"Skyler me and Mike love eachother." -walter
"ITS SCHRADING TIME!"
by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022
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