Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

Shrek

A mixture of Coors beer and pickle juice garnished with a pickle.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B: A fresh Shrek!
Person A: like the movie

Person B: lol yea

by Johnny wu2 February 21, 2022

Shrek's Swamp

You should not have come into this corner of the internet shrek's swamp is sacred and you shall never pass or he will ogre power you

I heard some people got super shrekt in Shrek's Swamp

by Bennyt0719 September 10, 2018

Shrek

A beautiful sexy man.

Shrek- “ it’s like an onion it’s got layers”

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnh January 24, 2021

shrek

the seggsiest person to be alive

person 1: woah is that shrek?
person 2: omg yes he is so seggsy

by Gdydudyeuejehfheheyry457 December 9, 2020

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019