Shoot Shorty

Fart

What's that smell...aww damn, did you shoot Shorty?

by Young Zaphod August 12, 2010

bean shoot

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.

Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.

by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016

Shoot the Seed

D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.

D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"

E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.

They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.

E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.

(if John Colbert reads this,

"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed

on the Colbert Report... pretty please")

by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011

Shooting the Shit

Shooting the shit is the art of talking about, everything, anything, and just asking why. From the fundamentals of life, to the the minuscule details of the day to day routine.

Shooting the shit can also be known as bsing or bullshiting.

I was shooting the shit about this weather with Bill the other day. Talk about a fucking hot one!

by Idek what to put here May 10, 2020

Shooting the shit

The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.

We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.

by withad34 January 25, 2020

shoot and shit

In the bathroom, you achieve ejaculation as you take a shit at the same time.

Man, last night I was in the bathroom for hours! I had the best shoot and shit of my life.

by XxCrazyBitchxX January 26, 2018