School shooting

Something that might happen to me

Bro why are there cops outside??
Me: we gonna get shot (school shooting)

by XxtentioncantbeAtmexx December 17, 2021

Shooting The Disc

About To Fall Asleep

I’m so close to shooting the disc it’s crazy

by Day001 December 28, 2021

Shoot far

Oh crap!
Dang it!

Momma asked Tommie to feed the gator and we didn't have any food, shoot far!

by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022

Shoot it Up

Give everyone gum

Im gonna shoot it up at school

by boyloge13 March 5, 2023

Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.

Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.

by Lahist March 7, 2023

shooting sawdust

1: when an old man orgasms

2: when you have orgasmed so many times nothing comes out

john: "dude, my girl is crazy, she had us going at it so hard i was shooting sawdust by the end of the night"

by Solomon King June 19, 2021