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Self Service Kiosk

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)
by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019
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asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017
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Service Dogging

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.
Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.
by Masb27 April 16, 2024
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cusstomer service

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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servicism

The culture of girls servicing boys sexually, preferably in their parents' basement because they can't handle or can't have emotional attachments to others
She's all about servicism; she doesn't fall in love.
by LellaAngelina September 24, 2016
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Angry Service Truck

When your on your knees changing a tire and the bend door smacks you in the back of the head
Cale was on a road call and was angry service trucked....
by PrincessRose0413 February 19, 2022
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cat girl services

cat girl services is the main operation of the CGL (cat girl legion) and includes people paying for various sexual pleasures
yo man i got the cat girl services yesterday
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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