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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson
by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017
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three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community
Hot Rods gay bar offers the best three hole service around!
by Toefingerchickenwing September 25, 2019
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MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.
Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?
by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020
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Glenview Community Services

TOXIC age care provider obviously under staffed floor staff are clearly over worked this joke of a business appears to have a high staff turnover clearly managed by incompetent narsasitic ego manics who wouldn't know the difference between shit and clay. One hell of a shit service provider who are unrealiable uselees and pathetic these bunch it cunts should be investigated by age care quality services, the ATO, worksafe tasmania

, fair work Australia, hells angels, today tonight and a number of facilitators of karma.
Glenview Community Services are the preffered provider for the unsuspecting.
by One pissed off vigilante December 22, 2021
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memorayal service

A funeral for an eel.
Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
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SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE

It's like an ERECTION BUILD UP.

A FORM OF INSURANCE using the right individual.

Someone in VEGAS AT THE D CONCIERGE approaches me saying you are in the "SECRET SERVICE" as what that really entails as "NOBODY KNOWS " the services you will be providing except the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE at the right time.
Look PRESIDENT DONALD J0HNATHAN TRUMP did nothing wrong when he stormed the WHITE HOUSE as the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE as that other SHIT does not matter as GRABBING HER BY THE PUSSY MAN won't do am ounce of PRISON TIME as this PROXY SUCKER MANDALAY BAY REAL SH00TER way back as the REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE TRUSTEE as the build up is over AS SHIT IS G0D resulted.

Look this is a future trend as getting to the bottom of these MASS MURDERS will find the right SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE to be in PRISON for somebody else as to go into what is not said of "NO EXISTENCE".
by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION June 22, 2022
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