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A place where there is an insane thought that you really will need this bullshit for life. Where teachers run free and thrive inside shitty moldy brick walls confinements that smell B.O. and depression. Sounds like jail, right? Yeah, but honestly jail is better than school because you're not being forced to analyze every fucking thing that comes to one of those teachers heads. You have around 6 hours of pure torture and forced thinking to get home to do something worse than Ebola - Homework. Because six fucking hours of hard labor isn't enough, you need to do around 3 hours more worth of hard labor IN YOUR OWN ABODE. If that isn't enough half of the school is full with insufficient assholes who can't read a fucking sentence for shit who, in the end, get the whole class a detention with the silverbacks (teachers).
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
" Hey do you want to go to the party tomorrow"
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
by your great uncle tyrone June 10, 2018
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There is a school bus that comes to pick me up Monday-Friday to bring me to school
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The word "School" is just a cover up term used for torture. Some people enjoy school, who ever enjoys school is a product of satin himself. The assignments that you're given during "School Hours" are just torture devices in disguise, they're made to break your mind. Lunch and Recess are just time off the torture so you don't die from it. Some 'Teachers' may keep you in at Lunch or Recess for some extra torture. In conclusion "School" is complete and utter torture.
Damn he had a rough day at "School" today
Yeah he was kept in at Lunch.
by ThePowerOfFlexTape June 11, 2018
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The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.
Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!

--One hour later--

Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!

--The next morning--

Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
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Homeschooled person: “Hey wanna hang.”

Other person “Not I have to go to hell.”
Homeschooled person: “Wait what?!”
Other person: “School.”
by fangirl2.0 May 17, 2018
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