Uncle Salty

A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.

Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.

by Hambone the Rhino May 20, 2010

salty

Upset, embarrassed or indignant as a result of humiliation or wrong-doing by another person. Salty was most often heard in Chicago up to about the mid-nineties.

I completely forgot about our plans and she was waiting around for like an hour; now's she's all salty.

by Morgan Patrick April 13, 2005

salty kiss

A kiss given after a girl has given oral sex to another guy. Generally within 15 minutes.

Dude, Ted totally got a salty kiss from jessica! She just sucked off Josh!

by saltykisser September 20, 2010

Salty Walty

Someone who licks tooshy when it is extremely sweaty and hairy.

Can i get a Salty Walty please?

by ZASkhfk April 5, 2010

salty hotdog

its when u juss got through playin a good competitve game of some sport which requires sweating of some sort, by then u go home and u feel rather sexual and u may call on the wife 4 a lil x rated action. dont take a shower, the whole point is to let her taste the salty taste of ur sweaty dick in her mouth!

I gave the wife a nice salty hotdog after a good game of basketball last nite!

by K-DuBb July 5, 2006

Salty Jack

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.

Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."

by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

salty

Tasting of, or proportionately rich in, sodium chloride.

Yo 'sup?! Prepared frozen foods are most disagreeable and undesirable in a mothafucka's diet, as they are rich in sodium - too mothafuckin' salty!

by Truth2Power September 4, 2004