When you say something in a sarcastic manner and someone doesn't understand you're being sarcastic, and starts arguing your very point in a direct manner. Then in turn you argue against your mutual point of view with them in order to further make a jackass out of them.
Works in a group of people who are listening and can laugh at them with you.
Works in a group of people who are listening and can laugh at them with you.
Sarcastic switch :
1. That R. Kelly guy really caught a lot of undue bs for pissing on that girl!
2. She was only fourteen! How would you feel if that was your daughter!
1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
2. You're a pervert!
1. Quit being uptight, Dudley do right!
1. That R. Kelly guy really caught a lot of undue bs for pissing on that girl!
2. She was only fourteen! How would you feel if that was your daughter!
1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
2. You're a pervert!
1. Quit being uptight, Dudley do right!
by RobdubyaRobdubya March 13, 2011
The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.
Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.
Jimmy: Yes, sir.
Jimmy: Yes, sir.
by Hilda's Grand June 01, 2011
Roger: Ashely sent me a text message saying "I'm going to off your on switch" What does that mean?
Robin: RUN man! That's what it means
Robin: RUN man! That's what it means
by srdoremi December 18, 2008
At one point during the threesome, she did a bi switch-up, kneeling between them, going back and forth between sucking cock and eating pussy.
by Lo Qi October 14, 2023
a threesome act; like a BJ switch-up but a man servicing two women instead of one woman servicing two men
He became a pussy sandwich, as he performed a pussy switch-up on two women who thought they were the ones taking advantage.
by Lo Qi October 14, 2023
N. Deceitful social technique used by nubile young twenty-somethings to introduce potential suitors to their friends.
This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
Poor Steve found himself a rocket, but she pulled the ol' bait n' switch on him and now he's stuck over there with that tugboat friend of hers.
by Chandler1984 March 16, 2009
A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
by Alison Von October 17, 2010