police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

by Bored teenager December 30, 2019

Nigga stole my bike

When a coloured human steals your bike while you are going for a friendly ride.

Hey you there my dear fellow that nigga just stole my facking bike!

*music comes on 'nigga stole my bike' and everyone starts shooting each other and mario comes on and bell slaps the nigga

by cederic January 11, 2008

stoned

A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)

"I stayed up all night smoking dope, i got well stoned"

by Mush-beer July 25, 2003

Way too Stoked

to be totally stoked

wayy to stoked for that tropicana orange juice!!

by Dean in da hizousse September 25, 2003

phone stoned

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.

getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.

by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008

soled out

The freshest sneaker store in Canada.

I'm going to get dipped at Soled Out.. you wanna come cop some sneakers?

by soledoutsneakers September 1, 2006

she stole my gum

When a girl spontaneously makes out with a guy who is chewing gum and then afterwards ends up with the gum in her mouth. This is really sexy, all hot girls should do this.

Steve: Dude, she stole my gum!!!

Jim: Kickass man! Gimme five

by DudeoftheDay May 13, 2005