An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
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squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.
Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king
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face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together
It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.
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Squeeze Job

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages
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Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)
I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!
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Squeeze ass month

November is squeeze ass month, girls can grab boys dicks and we squeeze their ass, to pass onto next month you must squeeze a girls ass atleast 3 times, good luck!
Person 1: OMG look at her ass!
Person 2: just squeeze it, it’s squeeze ass month anyway
by Horniboy November 03, 2020
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Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels
Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!
by Doritozkill January 12, 2024
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