Southern monster truck

A heavy set woman giving you road head.

S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew

by Youngbuck420 April 25, 2023

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

Southern gay cut

When a white male that lives in the south has a haircut typically called a “mullet”

Hay Jim, why does your son have a southern gay cut?

by Silent_0 July 4, 2022

Southern Barn Bomb

A 12oz glass filled with Jägermeister and a shot of Horse semen to add some flavor.

Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.

by Hick Country October 12, 2021

The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

Sweet Southern Pickle

When you dip your penis in honey and sprinkle Copenhagen Southern Blend long cut on top, then perform sexual activities involving penetration of the penis.

Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”

by Jon Sharti March 7, 2022

Southern Grit Warbler

Some kind of bird that Hunter thinks exists?

Hunter seems oddly obsessed with the imaginary Southern Grit Warbler.

by dustypin November 24, 2021