A sloppy dallas

When you get a blowjob from your partner while they have a mouth full of dip.

Howdy sis! Can you give me A Sloppy Dallas?

by Lil Willie 12 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Hayden

A sandwich made from bread, mayo, 2 tender and crispy chicken patties with cheese, cheesy sauce, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

Named after a silly gronk called hayden who worked at hungry jacks

I'm hungry, shall we go to red rooster?
Zanda ya gronk were going to hungy Js to get some sloppy haydens

by average Jacker May 8, 2022

sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016

Sloppy slip

When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.

Is that guy on drugs or did he do an Sloppy Slip?

by Yumi Ishiyama March 18, 2023

sloppy cockle

its when you dip your cock into a bottle of hand sanitiser and then stick it on your girl and make her bounce on it.

baby come here and bounce on my sloppy cockle

by reclaimedpussy July 13, 2022

sloppy franke

After aggressively fucking a chick on her period, you quickly pull out sliding your bloody dick between her ass cheeks resemembling a hotdog with ketchup.

Dude:wanna have sex?
Chick: can't, I'm on my period
Dude: no problem, let's just sloppy franke!
Chick: ok!

by Naveed Mosca June 1, 2018

sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.

John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...

by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017