Someone who wears their shirts tucked into their tight pants to show off their knock-off designer belts. Always golfs over 110. May or may not be missing hair.
by DefinitionLord888 July 23, 2020
Get the Size Lordmug. Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.
Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."
by Saryniae January 1, 2024
Get the Gallon-Sized Jugsmug. When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be
by ilikethetasteofwater July 31, 2021
Get the Sizing Upmug. When your body adapts accordingly, to vacation and holiday grub.
When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.
When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.
by WndrWen March 7, 2021
Get the Vacationally Sizedmug. person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021
Get the Shoe sizemug. Who do you think she slept with last weekend?
Probably William. She’s a size jack and he’s pretty average down there.
Probably William. She’s a size jack and he’s pretty average down there.
by MayContray January 9, 2021
Get the size jackmug. by TinyChasez July 18, 2021
Get the Pocket Sizemug.