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Shittin' Quivers

-the act of shaking un-controlably while pooping due to burning and other pain
oh man i ate that burrito and cought a case of the Shittin' Quivers
by j2richman1 November 26, 2010
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Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.
After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.
by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011
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Shitty fucktard bitch whore.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.
That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.
by Sarahllamapajama September 18, 2012
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shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
by JesterPrim October 28, 2014
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Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.
Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!
by David smallwood February 23, 2015
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Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
by flashwildecard May 1, 2015
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Shitterholefucked

To have experienced intercourse via penetration of one's abuse.

Fucked in the ass.
That chick is a major slut. She loves being shitterholefucked more than any one I've ever seen.
by TrimHits July 30, 2016
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