Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

shaded

Lack of exposure to the world.

Chloe is so shaded. I s'pose that's what happens when you live in Narrabri.

by Cheeseand potato. February 1, 2010

harlem shakedown

Shrugging your shoulders in a way that its like dancing.

Did you see Nick pull the Harlem shakedown at footlocker he got the evil eye from all the workers.

by NickStallsworth December 30, 2006

Shaded

Having great sex with your wife/ girlfriend, after she reads any of the "50 Shades of Grey" books.

Holy shit, when my wife got done reading chapter 5, I got shaded.

by Wbs416 October 14, 2012

shraped pants

The time when you fart and shit your pants in the process

oh shit i just shraped my pants
man this is no good i gotta change cause i shraped my pants
dude look its my shraped pants from the other night

by Josh Tanega February 26, 2006

Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010