Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.
by thatguy527 August 16, 2015
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Ilene-sexual

When you are straight but you like ass and tits
'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'
by park jimin is bae April 01, 2021
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sexual cardinality

Sexual Cardinality (Cardinality from set theory) is a word for the trait defining a person's numerical preference of romantic partners.

Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}
"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"

Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"
by Eclias August 02, 2015
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Bennett-Sexual

The sexual attraction to those with the last name Bennett.
David is Bennett-Sexual.
by Harocana July 12, 2022
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sexual on snap

when a lads chatting you up and he starts getting sexual and moving mad on snapchat
shoutout to Nathan
"why do we never get sexual on snap"
by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022
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empty sexuality

Women who use flirting and occasional sexual acts to keep men around who will help them , give them money, drugs booze, or things when they need them.
Her empty sexuality kept her from having meaningful relationships
by Ltrain206 June 24, 2021
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simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be
Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual
by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020
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