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Scott's Choice

(noun)

When an individual is informed that you have two, and only two, choices, and that you should really think hard about the decision made, only to calmly and cooly state, "I choose the third option," as your final reply while walking out.
"That motherfucker gave me a 'Scott's Choice', yesterday!"
~"So what did you do?!"
"Man, I chose Option 3, C,...you later."
by Creighton Rivers July 13, 2020
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Scott Putesky

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.
Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.
by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012
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Stormy Scott

When a younger man and a older man are ass to ass, both bend over and touch turds.
Hey those two homeless guys in the park did a Stormy Scott.
by MrHeadCheese716 January 8, 2022
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Scott Gates

Type of guy to care about his eye brows, will floss them until perfect. He loves to drink orange juice in the mornin plucked from his own plant, and will typically squeeze the juice with his feet, as he specializes in feet work.
Scott Gates can really squeeze some oranges
by Alic Montgomery January 1, 2021
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scott bivona

The absolute most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's fun, comedic, intelligent, and extremely handsome. You would turn gay for Scott.
Dude, you're so cool, are you Scott Bivona?
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scott’s tots

An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)
Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe
by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018
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Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.
Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?
by Lake fun April 13, 2020
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