When you are a loser virgin and can't get any vag, When you don't go out because you would rather sit in your bed and watch t.v., when you go home early (without anyone) because you're too drunk to do anything that adds to the table, When you go to red lobster and get lobster with extra butter but you wake up and you were actually just laying on your bed naked. When you take a girl all the way to her house and she doesn't let you have sex in her, when you try talking to someone but you realize they are just nodding and laughing at you because they hate you, or you play golf.
Dad: Hey wanna go out tonight and grab a few beers?
Brotein: Woah, a few beers? I only need one.
Dad: Oh yeah I forgot that you pound salt.
Tommy: Hey I woke up naked on my bed this morning with no girl...
Ricky Martin: Hah, yeah check this picture out of your lobster balls... You pound salt, wanna get a burrito?
Kevin: Hey Box, wanna put it in the air?
Jesse: Nah, I am a bitch
Kevin: Salty McSalt Pounder with a side of pounding salt
Jesse: Giggity
Brotein: Woah, a few beers? I only need one.
Dad: Oh yeah I forgot that you pound salt.
Tommy: Hey I woke up naked on my bed this morning with no girl...
Ricky Martin: Hah, yeah check this picture out of your lobster balls... You pound salt, wanna get a burrito?
Kevin: Hey Box, wanna put it in the air?
Jesse: Nah, I am a bitch
Kevin: Salty McSalt Pounder with a side of pounding salt
Jesse: Giggity
by StayatHomeDad December 1, 2010
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by Ali J December 20, 2004
Get the Salt mug.A chemical that has become a very powerful drug. Also, found in the stomach of most zombies. Ever since the government created it to eradicate the homosexual community, it has caused nothing but media panic within the Country of the U.S.A. Much is not known of this drug, although it is known that the zombie apocalypse that has left millions dead has been caused from this drug.
Symptoms may include:
Pumpkin Raping.
Eating Penises.
Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.
On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
Symptoms may include:
Pumpkin Raping.
Eating Penises.
Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.
On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
"Hey, what would be a great way to eradicate life on earth as we know it?"
"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"
"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"
"Challenge excepted."
"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"
"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"
"Challenge excepted."
by GuidoWhoFistPumps December 18, 2012
Get the Bath Salt mug.A fucking gee who lives in his own world cooking like an artiste with a certain penchant for doing sassy salt manoeveures and is now a meme because internet
by SassyHarry January 26, 2017
Get the saltbae mug.A extremely sensitive person with skinny legs and very pronounced pectorals. He loves starting new relationships but struggles to keep the momentum. He shows some flirtatious behaviours reassembling a pampered flamingo. Salt loves to be included with the bois. He also loves a good party on a Friday night. The pride of salt comes with his shoulder length luscious lively locks. A Salt will always take pride in their outward appearance especially their pectoralis majors. The species “Salt” refuses to spend less than $50 on clothing. The most common phrase you’ll hear from a Salt is, “big hem”, “true but”, “that’s phat”, “ohhh you’re not wrong”, “Wwwwaaatt”, “add us on Snapchat”, “you wanna get hit”.
A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip.
All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip.
All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
by The Bois October 22, 2018
Get the Salt mug.You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting
by Mackofthec February 20, 2011
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