sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

Sad Person

A sad person is someone who feels unmotivated or simply sad about what goes on in one's life. Usually due to lack of self-esteem and failure to achieve their goals. In puberty this is very common, as well as in adolescence.

He was acting like a sad person lately. I wonder what is going on with him.

by Justanotherloner April 29, 2018

Sad Larry

A person who always looks unhappy and depressed. Originated from the Cyanide and Happiness' Sad Larry web comic videos.

Sad Larry: sigh

Person: I'm sick of your shit Larry!

by :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:) August 18, 2013

sick sad

The type of sad that comes on and sets in for many days, the type of sad that cannot be forced out of your body or mind, the type of sad that takes days for you to kill.

The homeless guy down the street, the one who always cry's right before going about his day, he's sick sad

by Krane September 15, 2013

Sad Confetti

The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.

That meeting went horrible, my boss threw sad confetti at me.

by A^J July 2, 2014

Ass sad

Ass sad is the new age version of "butt hurt"
After all we are a constantly changing society and we must simply...Move along.(censors allow us more freedom now!)

1. When one of your friends refuses to get over something and move along and wont stop pouting, whining, and acting the victim.

" DAMN IT ALEX! Stop sitting around all ass sad because Cris broke up with you. Put on a club fit and come with us to the club."

"Look. When I said you dance like crap, I was just joking. Now stop being all ass sad and get off the bar and get out on the wood and pick up a bed time story

by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008

Sad Lincoln

When a guy shoots a load to the back of your head in a theater.

I was watching the movie Zola in theaters; durring the montage of dicks a guy gave me a sad Lincoln.

by Ms. Applejacks February 26, 2022