Retard Logic

A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.

Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!

Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!

by DreamStatic February 24, 2012

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.

League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!

by uplink March 01, 2012

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 07, 2007

retard magnet

Bait used in a rts to cause opponents to leave entrenched positions.

Overlords and zerglings are retard magnets.

by Destinyfan September 11, 2011

Retard

A person with the name 'James'. This person normally has the last name Murdock, Smith, Carroll, Jacobs, Stokes, or Stupid.

James Murdock is not only stupid, but he's also a total retard.

by CandyClaudson October 01, 2009

retarded

A word to characterize a persons behavior or actions, usually used in a negative way.

Dude1: DUDE, your freaking retarded for doing that!

Dude2: NOO! YOUR retarded for acting that way!

by TheAwesomestOfTheWorld November 17, 2009

Kind retards

Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.

Regardless of the above, we will not be requiring your service any more.

Kind retards

Mr Doug Hole

by Willybobo January 11, 2012