Ratio

Occurrence in which an insecure person signals to others with a comment such as "Get Ratioed" that they need support for their opinion via likes. An attempt to parlay groupthink into a objective measure of justification for an opinion. Typically perpetrated by someone who places social validation at a premium and thinks getting more people to click "like" equates to being correct. There are few things more pathetic than the failed "ratio," a profound cry for help that goes unanswered from an individual who was attempting to assert superiority over another without any merit and purely on the shoulders of other insecure individuals. Some may even require a successful "ratio" just to be able to sleep at night.

eg: "I just ratio'd the F*#! out of this dude on twitter"

"Jonathan you haven't spoken to your father in years, you really need to get some things sorted out"

by Santi-D July 8, 2021

Dick Ratio

Size of your penis compared to others.

Chris your dick ratio is pretty low, what do you have a chode?

by Mrs. Penny April 16, 2009

rathole

Poker jargon for a no-limit strategy of buying in for only a small amount and leaving the game as soon as the buy-in is doubled.

A guy with 10 bets in front of him doubled up and then jumped back in his rathole.

by c88pokahz April 29, 2010

ratio

Usually on Tiktok but it can be on any social media but it means when the reply gets more likes then the comment. The person who lost usually gets called "L" but if you win, you get called "W".

I like Charile (200 likes)

ratio (3000 likes)

by saaammm January 14, 2022

RatBoy

RatBoy is normally of male origin but this is quite often in dispute within the field of parahuman studies.

A hybrid of the black rat (Rattus rattus) and some semblance of a human being, RatBoy gains his name through his ability to scurry up any old drain pipe with vigour, voluntariness and without remorse. RatBoy is a rare bread but yet distinctive if sighted in its natural habitat - namely dark corners of bars, clubs and supermarkets. A small beady, yet twinkle eyed creature that can sniff out its prey from vast distances. A smooth talker and schmoozer who's had the cognitive or emotional experience of guilt bred out of them.

'Prey': "I met a really nice boy the other night - he stayed, fucked me senseless - despite his tiny penis it was awesome - but he hasn't called. I feel so used!

Friend: "What a RatBoy!!"

by Spandex Man April 18, 2011

rathole

Ratholing can take the form of scamming someone or just generally handing them a bad beat. A rathole can also be an income account in the world of accounting and finance.

Debit Magic Online Inventory, Credit Rathole

by BoddyT August 6, 2011

Weingarten Ratio

The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.

You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.

Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.

Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.

Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.

by Cattie H May 6, 2008