Dust pubes

It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.

‘Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes’

by Shyelf October 8, 2021

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pound and puke

After you eat and you decide to have sex afterward and then you puke

Dude I just had a pound and puke

by Jackisking143 May 16, 2016

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Red hot pubes

When your pubes itch so much you feel ants biting your genitals.

Damn I got red hot pubes rn!

by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017

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crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018

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Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

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