paintball pussy

Some one who says that they are going to go play paintball then calls out the morning off at 6am.

That stupid mofo is a paintball pussy.

by stephen_c01 February 12, 2007

paint balls

The projectiles that you shoot out of a paintball gun. Some times used to tag an animal or person so that animal or person can be identified.

Paint balls are shot out of a paintball gun

by StefenVenn October 3, 2006

Paintball

A sport that mixes hide and seek with capture the flag, except you "seek" with a paintball marker. Un-known to some people, paintball is not just a sport for spoiled rich adolecents. Anybody can play, regardless of skill, gender, and race. Although it does not come close to real warfare, it is a fun sport in which everybody has fun.

Anybody who compares paintball to the armed forces is a retard and have probably not played paintball.

by YaZe May 27, 2005

Tighter than 2 coats of paint

When a person is cheap or frugal

When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint

by phil latio August 6, 2012

The Printer Dance

The boogie your printer projects while printing your documents. This "dance" or "shake" is often achieved to its utmost potential when your printer is on Microsoft Word's Fast Draft print setting. Also, a play on Men Without Hats best-selling single "The Safety Dance".

"Yo Gerard, I totally caught my printer doing the printer dance today when I was printing my 26 page research paper. It kinda looked like your mom last night at the club! lolz."

by Trapper Schoepp April 4, 2009

Peeling Paint

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a deuce and the foul smell is peeling paint off the walls

Matt: Jamie, where have you been?

Jamie: I was down on the fourth floor peeling paint!

by mbenge August 18, 2008

Airsoft Vs. Paintball

To be honest, I dont understand why people have to complain and argue about this subject. It is a fact that the two will never get along, but ill atleast try to shed some light on the subject. Most people who are in favor of airsoft think that it is gay, the guns dont hurt, they can barely go through paper and they have a max range of 10 feet. While in reality, some guns are like this, while most have the power to break skin and travel 100+ feet. In addition to this, with certain bbs, a airsoft gun can break and shoot through glass. Neither sport is for pussies, fags or military drop outs. I am on the side of airsoft, but I still love paintball. While the ammunition is different, the concept is the same: two teams, shoot the other guy.

Guy #1 Im going to go play airsoft

Guy #2 Airspft is gay, painball is better

Guy #1 Paintball is gay

Guy #3 Both of you shut the f*ck up!

STOP THE AIRSOFT VS. PAINTBALL ARGUEMENT

by Guy129 November 27, 2011