potstitution

adj; The deliberate act of flirtation with a person, or persons, in an attempt to gain weed favors.

Potstitution? "that's illegal bro!"

by christophermathew June 25, 2012

Pottywash

When a poop is so large it splashes your butthole.

"That dung just gave me a pottywash!"

"C'mon you son of a bitch get out... get out...OUT! ...ahhh. Oh!"

"Yeah? Well my poo was so big I got pottywashed!"

by alfur October 2, 2012

Pottyscroiling

The elaborate scenario manifested by an individual to disguise themselves as a public lavatory to gain the luxury of having women sit on them and soil, fulfilling their sexual desire.

Schwee: Ohh Jenson what did you get up to on the weekend?

Jenson: Ohh Schwee! I was scrolling the pot!

Schwee: Ah! Pottyscroiling!

Jenson: Yeah!

by pottyscroiler January 21, 2014

POTS

What you yell at a bad driver when you're tired of always yelling "STOP!"

Tina: POTS! You're going to hit that white truck!
Nadia: Ahh, oh my God!

by Missdew January 22, 2014

potty eyes

One who likes to view curse words in a text or other form of writing.

That girl has potty eyes.

by Chewieonmytushie May 22, 2014

Potty Laugh

A pity laugh but for a joke that is so bad it makes you physically ill.

Sorry dude that joke was so bad you only got potty laughs last night, yeah not even pity but potty laughs.

by NiniNat313 May 22, 2014

pottypiecrumbs

An unforunate act of wallowing upon a woman when has given birth twice and the man refuses to sleep with her. She then moans in agony as the man continuously strokes his penis. Afterward it resembles a thanksgiving pie.

Morty: Did you see carly giving that woman the pottypiecrumbs?

Alfred: Nah man, she deserved it the whole time!

by ConcernedJolietCitzen7 December 5, 2014