pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Pokemon go

Mario run

pokemon go Mario run

by gqabes May 23, 2023

Pokemon

Getting an immense amount of boners to vaporeon and gardevoir

I goon to pokemon

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

hop on pokemon sv

slang for extremely rough anal sex

"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."

by gayman10481 July 14, 2023

Pokemon Shock

The act of simultaniously finger-banging a partner while grabing an electric fence.

Ronn gave his boyfriend a Pokemon Shock to get the evening started.

by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 27, 2021