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pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra
He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
mugGet the pen jobmug.

Poop Pen

Its a synonym for a vape pen
yoo you got a poop pen?
by Fruity_toddler January 13, 2023
mugGet the Poop Penmug.

War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans
I hit him with a war pen
by ahh yee June 12, 2016
mugGet the War penmug.

shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.
Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”
by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017
mugGet the shit penmug.

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
mugGet the pen merchantmug.

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.
by miss ma’am July 25, 2021
mugGet the licking the penmug.

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