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Pens pencils down

The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.
Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*
by lesbiandad May 14, 2018
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Pen

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom
"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"
by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019
mugGet the Penmug.

hookah pen

A vape/e-cig, bares almost no resemblance to a real hookah. Most are disposable and are usually found for sale in a small amount of head shops, but are mostly found in gas stations.
Tyson: Hey man, wanna go out back for a hit on my hookah pen?

Mike: Yeah sure, I like that flavour you got in it.
by Daniel Apaché February 5, 2020
mugGet the hookah penmug.

Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes
Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
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Penning

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes
Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
mugGet the Penningmug.

men pen

I'm going to Jimmy's to watch the game in his men pen.
by sweetshakemilk May 11, 2025
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beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.
"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"
by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019
mugGet the beef penmug.

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