packing shit

Constipation as a result of severe terror or panic.

in the Movies:
MAX - His hand moved! His goddamn hand twitched!
VINCENT - It's a spasm! Jesus, don't be such a girl...

Viewer - Max must be packing shit, dude.

by Kirkface September 25, 2005

Jesus-packing

one who packs jesus in the ass

go to church u fucking jesus packer!

by satanic and loving it January 21, 2003

packing

Well endowed.

Wow, that chick is packing major sweater meat!

by TandA February 21, 2003

parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.

Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!

by zmurf April 23, 2003

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to the water jets of a hot tub and allowing the jets to shoot up your ass. You will then have the shits for the next week. (If you did it right)

Kyle: Hey, dude, I got the shits!
Ted: Why man?
Kyle: I think it's 'cause I water packed last night.
Ted: Whoa man.
Kyle: Yeah.
Ted: Now I'm gonna go water packing.
Kyle: Awesome!

by Mark Merno August 6, 2011

Parking stall

When you enter the parking lot at work, see a co-worker who you don't want to talk to, and after parking you stall by pretending to have to do some fictitious task in your car just to avoid talking to the person.

(Pulling into the parking space) "Oh great, there's Ned the Nerd, whose going to bend my ear again regarding the latest Star Trek convention. I think I'll parking stall by waiting in my car and do a bit of "organizing" and "looking for misplaced items" until Ned gets half-way to the building."

by Mike in Idaho January 9, 2010

snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar

i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!

by MsKate March 30, 2008