Panda Intervention 

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.

Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"

Panda Intervention by t33n3r March 31, 2010

Panda Dancing

Panda dancing came into practise when two year 10 pupils at a secondary school decided to dance and race pandas, these teenagers were called Niall (Panda) and Chris (Beans. Obviously racing pandas isn't allowed so they made themselves into pandas. This sport is fun and gets children out the house (mainly because it happens at schools).

Racing across a field like a panda dancing

Panda Dancing by Niall (Panda) November 11, 2006

Panda Points 

Game invented in the UK by college students.
Definition; eats shoots and leaves
Gets a girls to cook them food - eats
Gets the girl into bed - shoots
Then gets the hell out - Leaves
The More Girls You Do That Too The More Panda Points You Score

I got panda points on that girl

Panda Points by Ethel Moonunit June 9, 2009

Panda Bear

AKA: Brandon :) The Most amazing Guy ever. Sensitive, Loving, Understanding, Affectionate and Atheletic. Very sexy football player. Awesome track runner. Extremely funny. Enjoys hanging out with his friends and snuggling with his favorite girl. He is honest and faithful. He loves with his whole heart. He protects the ones he loves at all costs. I am proud to say this one is mine. Always & Forever!! <3 <3

love boyfriend panda bear

Panda Bear by runnerchic July 20, 2011

panda pandas 

1. A one-night stand
2. To love somebody so bad you're on the brink of raping them

panda pandas is how i roll

panda pandas by cynthia_smith123 July 18, 2007

Panda Enemy 

People who break or destroy headbands. If you break someone's headband pandas will never love you.

Girl #1: Oh my god! Nick broke my favorite headband.
Girl #2: He is most definitely a Panda Enemy now.

Panda Enemy by pandashateyou October 16, 2010

Panda skin

(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"

A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.

Panda skin by graascoat December 13, 2010