The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
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Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.
by greens eatin nigga March 7, 2019
Get the juul panic mug.Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.
She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019
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Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019
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Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
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"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
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