ninja gangsta

a dangerous combination off a hood on the street and a japaneese terror to all mand kind; absolutely the scariest beings on the planet

first known ninja gansta: rahbecca willette

most ninja gangstas are incognito

by the 2nd ninja gangster November 22, 2009

Ninja Pisser

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.

Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!

by Brandonish December 13, 2007

Sex Ninja

A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.

Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?

Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.

by Wesker June 07, 2006

ninjaed

To take a knife or sword and to pierce it through the body of a human

Holy cows, Jakie ninjaed my math teacher!

by pown daddy April 04, 2009

ninja bukkake

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake

Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 04, 2005

Penguin Ninja

A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.

Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!

by BenjiPenguinNinja June 12, 2007

Ninja Cat

The end product of months of immense training, in the form of a kitten. In short, the ultimate weapon.

Ninja Cat Bob: It sure feels good to have butt secks.
Ninja Cat Henry: That's right.

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006