Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020

No press

Short for-No pressure

Wanna chill later? No press.

by hef107 October 4, 2022

press a trip

To complain about something.

The chick get busy with all the homies...she's a how so there's nothing to press a trip about.

by Thready_Kruller October 6, 2018

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

Pussy press

To go on a media outlet and confront them in FaceTime or through a video game instead of real life.

Why didn't you talk to me in real life instead of doing a (pussy press)

by if ejebhrbe May 15, 2018

Pressed

Being under pressure or making a big deal out of nothing

“He’s hella pressed.”

by Anonymous 2982 October 23, 2019