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Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
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John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.
"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"
by Chaos bb November 24, 2021
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The Danger

Someone who is not "IN" danger but is The Danger himself.
Person 1: Let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger.
Person 2: I am not in danger Skylar, I am THE DANGER!
by The Danger Himself September 24, 2022
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Dangerous

If you genuinely believe you have an immoral soul, murdering you doesn't actually do anything.
Hym "If you actually believed the thing you claim to believe nothing would be 'dangerous' to you. Which means you don't actually believe it. If you actually believed... You would be like me. Your death would be insignificant. Your kids dying would be insignificant. But you don't. The reality is, you're a deranged incest cult and what you're doing to me needs to be stopped. And if I have to murder some kids to do it, then those kids need to die. There's no 2 ways about it."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024
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danger maze

A type of maze that people draw. It it impossible to solve and is created for the amusement of the drawer. It involves a start block, tubes, boingies, and various weapons and deaths.
I just made a danger maze. Wanna try it?
by JMC June 9, 2003
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Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.
Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.
by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021
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Danger noodle

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him
by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020
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