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Arabian Night Goggles

When testicles are placed in the eye sockets. One testicle must be placed in each eye socket while the recipient is sleeping.
I will administer the Arabian night goggles to Nate in Washington.
by Gilly April 12, 2004
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Night Sadness

Feeling an individual has when, at one am, they feel overwhelmed, helpness, and generally melancholy.

Often times, thinking about ways to radically change ones life are the source of night sadness. Rarely every acted upon the next day. Common thought paths found during Night Sadness include; but, are not limited to the following:
Money Worries
Appearance Frustration
Purpose for Living
Death, who, what, when, where, and why
Family problems
Educational Mishaps
Lackluster Love life

The best cure for Night Sadness is sleep, as day will bring happiness and distraction from what kept you up during the night.
Susy stayed up until three in the morning contemplating life and death. She had a severe case of night sadness; and, the cure, sleep, was elusive.
by SadnessSurroundsMe May 16, 2009
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friendly neighbour

Your doing a girl from behind..then u get one of your buddies to slip in real quick when you pull out so the girl doesnt notice...then you go outside knock on the window and wave
man me and dave did a friendly neighbour to this one girl at a partyy
by hiddink May 3, 2007
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The Boiz Night Crew

An elite faction of tremendously dodgy cunts. To gain acceptance from the group you must perform a array of death-defying tasks such as consuming a perverse quantity of alcoholic beverages. The Boiz Night Crew are feared by all and respected by none. The faction consists of sixteen members carefully selected judging on their pussy fucking abilities. Each associate is equivalent as there is no dominant leader. Women are seldom permitted to associate with The Boiz Night Crew unless their pussy is on the table, if this is the case all members are permitted to thrash it out.
Officer 1: The woman's corpse was covered in semen and every orifice was emitting blood.

Officer 2: obviously the work of The Boiz Night Crew.

Officer 1: OH GOD....

Officer 2: A few years back they had their way with my wife and children, I don’t think I ever entirely recovered from what I witnessed that day. Most nights I sit alone with nothing but my desolation to keep me company, pondering on how their souls were blackened to such an extent. I have lost all hope in society.
by the boiz night crew June 3, 2011
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Angry Neighbor

Vaguely bisexual act where two men penetrate the same woman, vaginally and anally, at the same time; derived from the close proximity of the men's genitalia, separated only by a thin 'wall'.
Whenever we did the Angry Neighbor, his ballsack would bump into mine.
by A. Burr September 26, 2005
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College night

Thursday night partying because most college students don't have class on Friday.
Douchebag 1: Dude, it's college night! Let's get wasted!

Douchebag 2: Hells yeah boyee!
by Fridayeve January 17, 2009
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30 reasons a girl should call it a night

1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.

2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car??

3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move EVER.

4. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you can do it (bitch...i ain't playin...).

5. You start singing 80's songs at the top of your lungs and showing off your dance skills to the car next to you.

6. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.

7. You sit down and the room and people around you start spinning profusely.

8. Your slurring your words so bad, that nobody can understand what your saying and then when they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about.

9. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at a your guy friend's house.

10. You see beers all over a table so you lift each one up until you find one half full and chug it when no one is looking.

11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends.

12. You pass out at the party. And the next morning there is writing all over your face and limbs. (If you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game).

13. You find yourself peeing behind random buildings.

14. You become overly enthusiastic when someone offers you $20 dollars to make out with your friend (when you totally would have done it for free).

15. The man you're flirting with used to be your TA.

16. You've suddenly taken up smoking, and become really good at it.

17. Every conversation starts with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

18. Your make-up is smeared all over your face and somehow you have still managed to make out with 5 different guys. very classy.

19. The urge to take off articles of clothing becomes strangely overwhelming.

20. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own, so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

21. You yell at the bartender, because you think he cheated you by giving you lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

22. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.

23. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

24. You begin to think you're a really good dancer and anyone within arms reach becomes your new dancing partner.

25. You've taken off your shoes because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking.

26. You can't feel your phone vibrating in your pocket and then when you look to see what time it is, you find you have 7 missed calls from someone you
"supposively" met at the last party.

27. One minute you're strutting your stuff, the next minute you're rolling on the ground, and you can't seem to remember the transition.

28. You can no longer feel your face or limbs so you flail your body about to try to regain feeling.

29. You call your ex-boyfriend 1,000 times and leave lots of really nice voicemails saying that ya'll need to hang out more.

30. You start hugging strange people and having great converstations with strangers at whataburger.
30 reasons a girl should call it a night; example of # 11 "That time i called you a whore, I didn't mean whore like dirty slut, i ment whore like....hey, i looooove you necklace. I'll totally call you to go out, i love you girl!"
by amanda vargo January 25, 2008
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