don't Dallas that shit

To fuck up, fail, or other wise suck at life.

Hey man good luck on your test don't Dallas that shit tomorrow.

by Lam3Ducky February 02, 2019

Don't "we" me!

What you say when someone uses the "collective we" to lump you in with a national government or some other entity whose actions you don't approve of.

1st person: We pretend it's about fighting for democracy in one country, and then we're like supporting a dictator in some other country. Man, our foreign policy is really messed up.

2nd person: Don't "we" me! It's not my foreign policy, it's the government's.

by Emmanuel X. Goldstein February 10, 2013

Walk and Don't Walk

The corner you are at when you are drunk and want a ride from a friend

Person 1: Dude come pick me up im sooo wasted!
Person 2: Where are you at?
Person 1: I'm where Walk and Don't Walk meet

by nbj777 January 02, 2009

Don't sweat me

1. Don't worry about me

"Hey, are you gonna do your homework?"
"Man, don't sweat me".

by kylevondoom April 25, 2010

Don't be so Mayo

A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.

"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

by Alcranky May 22, 2010

Don't do me!

Don't mess with me.

You tryin to call me out? Bitch, don't do me!

by AndersonChick May 05, 2003

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 14, 2009