Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

by sliceofthespoon February 24, 2023

Alpha wolf: PLEASE DO NOT WALK THROUGH ME I CAN FEEEEL THAT!!!
E Kitten: yes pwease don’t walk thru dada he has phantom sense 😢
E Kitten: yes pwease don’t walk thru dada he has phantom sense 😢
by Momokaxxx April 28, 2025

Jim: Dan is late for our 10:00 meeting. This is the 15th meeting this month he's been late for.
Pete: Dan constantly exemplifies a sense of slowgency.
Pete: Dan constantly exemplifies a sense of slowgency.
by Danijo2984 November 26, 2013

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

by HA HA FUNNY TE HE January 18, 2020
