Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 04, 2023
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Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam
Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons
by Sam and nelson November 02, 2019
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Vaughan Nelson

This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!
Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?

Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!
by Teddy201 April 04, 2022
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Mrs. Nelson

A teacher who does nothing but judge you and will constantly pick on you. Sometimes she’ll even try to get you in trouble. She tends to pick favorites like the smart popular kids. She is mostly an ELA teacher and will give you a death stare. She’s very strict.
You with your friend walk into the class: oh no, Mrs. Nelson is here instead of a substitute

Your friend: dang it
by YourRegularGeek June 28, 2022
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nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis
caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!
by nelsons juice January 27, 2022
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Buttercup Nelson

When you douse a bitches pussy in butter then fuck her in a half Nelson
Yo bro I totally put her in a buttercup nelson
by Choppy Tom May 17, 2021
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Heather ann Nelson

A a wonderful smart loving mother daughter and lover she has a big ass that's so nice and she's like and God bless her last week love and health and 18 she's beautiful like she's like older woman but she looks like she's 18 and she's so caring and she's just a twinkle my little eye and I love her
Come here Heather ann Nelson I need you to give me some loving! 👄💝
by The1youwant February 21, 2025
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