Michael Nelson

A person who is a simp in among us. He doesn’t play with his friends because he would rather gets 14 year old girls Snapchat

Hey hotmama it’s Michael Nelson can I get your snap?

by Tysen Kalata October 9, 2020

Nelson

Nelson is the type of guy who cheats on someone who loves him a lot

villi: he cheated on me....how Nelson he is

by Jeerikxa March 13, 2019

Nelson

One of Henry's (Tatox3_) Head mods, IRL Friends (I think)

Nelson and Techno should start a cult of Nelsons

by Not TechnoFishy June 17, 2024

Nelson

A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".

Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?

Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight

Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them

by SmellyTHAL February 18, 2021

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Nelson

A little hoe who ain’t bout shit and cheated on his girl

Nelson a hoe

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020