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Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.
Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*
by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022
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Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020
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Space mustard

Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.
Oh man, I just washed my car on Sunday and it's already got so much space mustard on it!
by donutz mmm May 14, 2022
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Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.
Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023
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Polish Mustard Tag

Polish Mustard Tag (Polish: Musztardowy Berek) is a traditional game played by Polish children. The game is an offshoot of Berek, the Polish version of Tag. The game is traditionally played with a bag of mustard seed but is now played with mustard bottles.

The game starts off with one player being made Berek, or "It", who must touch another player to make them Berek. The objective of the other players is to cooperate to prevent becoming Berek by passing around the mustard. Whoever holds the mustard is made immune and cannot be tagged. Whoever has the mustard will have to run towards the player being chased to give them the mustard before making their escape. The game ends when one person remains untagged.
Child 1: Berek! You have been made Berek!
Child 2: This is Polish Mustard Tag! I have the Mustard! I am not it!
Child 1: Kurwa!
by Dstroyer101 November 21, 2024
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Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking
Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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mustard gas

Mustard gas is very toxic if you smell this stuff you will die it's made out of C₄H₈Cl₂S.
during the iran war they used mustard gas to damage the enemy.
by War expert November 8, 2022
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