When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 17, 2024
When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.
“Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
“Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”
“Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”
by George Stanfield March 06, 2018
When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
that bitch has a muddy bush...
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.
by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024
A group of organisationally affiliated individuals who amalgamate to drink their lives away to suppress the guilt knowing that they leverage one high achievers study to allow them to pass their exams.
Hey Vinny, I heard Jeavs as spiritual representative of the Muddies put the Corps on the dry! Get it up ya, Darbo!
by Spanner’s Soggy Sayos September 15, 2018
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by thebadgirly January 19, 2022