max mody

Short for Maxium Mody, the GOAT of highschool basketball. Used to describe somebody who excels in something.

Zain: “I just got a 100% on my Calc test!”
Maya: “You’re the max mody of math!”

Om: “I just got a home run”
Jibran: “You’re Max Mody!”

by mshahonlydubs April 2, 2023

Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.

It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.

by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023

Frank's Monday Night Special

Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.

Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.

by Glenn Miller's Ghost September 17, 2010

he is my boy monday

this is the exact opposite of "my girl Friday"! Meaning, your male acquaintance is annoying as fuck.

He is my boy Monday because he left the dishes in the dishwasher again! Ugh

by Beinah July 2, 2017

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.

“What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.

by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019

When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r

life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday

by peeweehermanthethird December 19, 2019