misty bone

Getting a blow jop while she vapes.

Bro she gave me a misty bone

by MrSquiy September 30, 2017

misty cheeks

Means having wet butt cheeks from sitting on a bench after some mist

Ben got dem misty cheeks

by Cookie Monster10531 December 2, 2017

mistake

You

You are the mistake

by theepicjoker March 18, 2018

Misty mountain hop

A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.

Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.

by Gary.. June 11, 2018

mistache

An dumb-ass error that causes you and/or others a lot of mild-to-moderate "pain", either physical or mental/emotional.

Campus electrician: I forgot to hook the water-heater back up after I re-did the wiring in the utility-room, and so all da poor students hadda take cold showers the next morning and grumpily showed up for classes wif blueish skin and painful cramps --- what a mistache I made!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Mistake

When Jimin's jacket keeps falling off on stage and you can fucking see his shoulders and his undershirt which he calls a "mistake" but he looks very sexy with his mistake.

Me: WHY THE FUCK DID JIMIN'S JAKCET FALL OFF AGAIN??!!
Jimin: It was a mistake uwu

by Yandere Sinon July 22, 2018

Mistake

Me.

Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.

by urdad17 May 22, 2018